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(via palahniukandchocolate)I want this on a fucking shirt. now.
Hahah!
A girl I graduated high school with is pregnant
And her facebook album with pictures of her baby bump and stuff is titled
“A Screaming Baby Is the Best Form Of Birth Control”
DUB.TEE.EFF.
wtf is right.
Bartender, you see
The wine that’s drinking me
Came from the vine that strung Judas from the Devil’s tree
His roots deep, deep in the ground.
YOU GUYS! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I GET TO DO WITH MARYANNA SOKOL BUT IF YOU DID YOU WOULD BE SO PUMPED AND YOU WOULD PROBABLY CRY WITH HAPPINESS. I HAVE A REALLY GOOD PLAYLIST I MADE FOR SUCH AN OCCASION.
SECRETS ARE FUN!!!!1!/!1!!!!!!1
Maryanna, I won’t tell anyone. Except Jon D. Barker. Who will then tell the entire internetz. So I guess that means it’s pretty much guaranteed to reach the White House. I wouldn’t worry about it.
This post serves no purpose.
I knowwwwwwww.
I fall so hard inside the idea of you
That’s why with you can’t say what I mean
Wanna stay but I think I’m gettin outta here
I fall so hard inside the idea of you-Idea of You, dmb
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Mmmmmm
Oh, I love my dog.
Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas is You
Davina, Mariah Carey will kill you. KILL YOU, DEAD.
true story.
A Christmas Story
I can’t wait for this to be re-played over and over again all christmas dayy <3
my spider-webbed peace sign. it’s my first & it’s more of a social commentary. i knew i wanted a peace sign, but these days they’ve become so cliche. i added the webs since the concept of peace, the true concept of peace, has been forgotten for so long, it’s acquired cobwebs.
WHERE ARE HER TOES?!?!?!? You’re wrong, Jon.
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